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dreamxxdream:

I’m not sure this is was what you had in mind but

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

tristianmakhai:

curryuku:

bokuwaaru:

cookiesincoffeecans:

ungratefullittleshit:

Creativity

Lazyness

Creativity 

Life Hacks

Laziness is the mother of all invention is how the saying goes, I think.  Either way, the end result is the same: fucking ingenious.

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

Anonymous whispered: Do you even read Deadpool comics?

zillah975:

kittensplaypenshop:

mintykat:

High Lace-up Platform Boots from Hipster Space

use the code ‘tops' for a special discount!

I have a mighty need!

Beautiful! But alas, they don’t come in 10. :(

superevilzacky:

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

no but could you imagine a bunch of drunk people playing this game

hjea:

jeremy-ruiner:

Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—

  • Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.

And then-

  • Steve loves apple cake.

Steve.

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

image

phillestersliongirl:

lukecastellaning:

I’m waiting until they start making romance movies about douchebags falling in love with nerdy girls and having to give up their swag for love

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"That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second."
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read that, again.

words

(via utekis)

hallelujah-youngandloaded:

arual14:

katodown:

bonegeek:

ellie5192:

connorkawaii:

[british sigh]

[canadian apology] 

[UNWARRANTED AMERICAN DECLARATION OF FREEDOM]

[european scream of shut the fuck up, america]

[asian confusion]

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

fuku-shuu:

ereri-is-life:

也火@兵長は天使

I have received permission from the artist to repost their work. { x }

Original:

mossgoth:

good news, everyone: dogs